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What movies have not aged well?

Last Updated: 17.06.2025 02:25

What movies have not aged well?

Goldfinger

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

A View to a Kill

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-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

-”Ah so!”

-All the bad guys are black.

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-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-J W Pepper

The Man with the Golden Gun

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You Only Live Twice

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

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Octopussy

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

What can help me fall asleep at night?

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

From Russia With Love

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Live and Let Die

Dr No

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

What I have noticed is nearly every girl I try to connect with whom reject me are in their early 20s why is that the case?

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

Diamonds Are Forever

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

What if the girl says that drama about you dating here? Is that a bad sign?

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

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-”She is very sexyful!”

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

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-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-Bond slapping Tracy.

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

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Moonraker

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

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